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- KlingNum v1.1
- Written in 1994 by Sean Martin Newton; placed in the Public Domain.
-
- KLINGNUM STARTED ON THE AMIGA. IF THIS ARCHIVE IS USED ON A PC, THAT'S COOL. BUT
- BE ADVISED THAT THIS DOCUMENT WILL REFER TO AMIGA TERMS; I'LL TRY TO CONSIDER PC USERS
- HERE AND THERE, BUT IT'LL BE PRIMARILY AMIGA.
-
- What does this program do?
- It converts decimal numbers that you give it into longhand Klingon. The English
- equivalent would be a program that, when you give it 531, returns "five hundred and
- thirty-one". The source I used for my numbering-system data only included the suffixes
- for numbers up into the millions range, so the highest number it can translate into
- Klingon is 9,999,999 - it also can't translate decimals, as those weren't covered in
- the Klingon Dictionary either. In everyday use (DOES this program have an everyday
- use???), it's not likely that you'll find this a problem.
-
- Please note that the Klingon language is probably copyrighted by Paramount or
- somebody like that, so I don't recommend that anyone improve this program to the max,
- then try to get ShareWare donations out of it - from what I've seen in the docs for
- other Star Trek related software, they don't take kindly to that. However, I haven't
- seen any problems for non-profit authors, so this program is thoroughly PD. Do what
- you want with it; I'd APPRECIATE it if you left this doc file in, left my original
- KlingNum message as intact as possible if you change it, and documented any and all
- changes that you make to KlingNum - but if you don't, I'm not going after you with a
- shotgun or anything. Anybody Klingon enough to want this program should have an
- equally Klingon sense of honor, and this is what I appeal to when I ask that you not
- file off my name and put your own in its place - ADDING, no prob. Removing any
- reference to the original author, that's a bit annoying.
-
- Anyway: Everybody and their brother, feel free to change the code or whatever. If you
- manage to kill your system or shred your hard drive with it, I'm not going to be held
- liable for it. You can read the code; it's 'C', and the original version was compiled
- on SAS/C 6.51 (I LOVE upgrade patches!!!) and doesn't use any I/O except for the
- standard input/output streams. So if you decide to re-direct your output stream from
- KlingNum and accidentally overwrite your $5 billion 80-gigabyte database of ice cream
- shops in the Timbuktu area, or do something especially nasty to a network, I'm not
- taking responsibility for it. If it's got weird file manipulations, then the source
- has been changed and you should go after the modifying people. But don't take this to
- mean I won't be unsympathetic - if you blow up your 80-gig database, I'm sorry. But
- since there's no way this program *alone* can do it, I'm not taking responsibility.
- Re-directing your output so it blows up the database is something that your operating
- system would actually be doing, and all KlingNum would be doing is sending data to the
- standard output stream - it doesn't know or care where the operating system is going
- to send it. Bottom line: EVEN IF, BY SOME ABSOLUTELY IMPROBABLE CHANCE, YOU FIND A
- WAY TO KILL YOUR COMPUTER OR DELETE ITS FILES BY USING THIS PROGRAM, I'M NOT TAKING
- THE BLAME FOR IT! It would take a LOT of effort to find a way to blow up a computer
- with this program, and if you can figure out a way to do it, more power to you, but
- don't think for a second that I'm responsible for it.
-
- Now that the obligatory legalistic rudeness is over, here's the stuff you're reading
- this file for. The way to call up KlingNum is with: KlingNum <Number>, where Number
- is the decimal value you'd like to have converted into longhand Klingon. Say, for
- instance, you wanted to find out what the Klingon number 56 is. "KlingNum 56" would
- result in "vaghmaH jav" being displayed right under the command. Sorry, but it can't
- translate decimals (6.5, etc.); they weren't covered in my reference material. It also
- doesn't handle numbers greater than 9,999,999, because the positional suffixes only
- went up to 1 million.
-
- Note that there is formatting attached to the Klingon output; that's because some
- people might want to do nifty things with output-redirection and script files (batch
- files, for IBMers). Check the bottom of this document for ways to do weird things
- like displaying your available memory in Klingon. IBM users, good luck... I use and
- program IBMs, but I don't enjoy 'em. They have such limitations built in at the
- hardware level that they act like bogus systems from the '60s and '70s! The operating
- systems they use do nothing but compound and magnify those limitations.
-
- If you've got InterNet access, feel free to drop me a piece of E-Mail; my address is
- SMN8714CSCI@LYNX.APSU.EDU. If you want to talk about improvements, discuss Star Trek
- in general, or dispute my vehement assaults on the cornerstones of IBM lunacy, feel
- free to drop me a line. If you know what the InterNet address of the Klingon
- newsgroup is, please let me know; I've been trying to find it without any success
- whatsoever. By the way, don't bother writing messages to me in Klingon; even though
- I've written a Klingon number translator, I can't read the language well enough (YET!)
- to understand complete messages in it. I know some people can, and I heartily commend
- them for it, but sending an all-Klingon message to me would just be a waste of your
- time. A phrase here and there is fine, though; I can look it up and get some
- practice reading Klingon. By the way, if you're an Amiga user looking for Star Trek
- files (programs, images, sound files, etcetera), I can tell you some file locations on
- FTP sites; I keep a record of what I run across, so if there's an Amiga Star Trek game
- out there, I probably know where to find it.
-
- I realize I haven't done a very good job of commenting KlingNum, but it would be
- nice to know what has been changed without digging through old source. If you make
- changes, please comment them so the next person can see what all's been done.. And
- hey, if you compile the source on a different platform, please send me a piece of
- E-Mail just so I can update my list of how many systems KlingNum has been spread to.
- Just let me know of any changes you had to make in order to get it working on those
- other platforms - I know VAX/VMS would probably need to dump the command-line
- processing so that it can prompt for a number, for instance. I'm not going to
- pretend KlingNum couldn't use improvement; for instance, enhanced error checking would
- be nice. I don't have any kind of ego problem about this program; if you make an
- improvement and toss half my code, that's fine. One final note: even if you make
- spectacular, ground-breaking changes to this, if you add Klingon ships flying around
- and zapping each other with phasers and making sound effects, I wouldn't recommend
- that you try to make ShareWare out of it. Paramount, which owns Star Trek (and
- probably the Klingon language as well, which is why I haven't said a word about how
- Klingon numbers are formed) seems to have this thing for prosecution, and a ShareWare
- authors have been pestered by them in the past. As long as it's free, though, you're
- probably in the clear. Matter of fact, with the way I've written this utility, it
- could really be thought of as a specialized utility for people who've already BOUGHT
- "The Klingon Dictionary", since you really should understand Klingon numbers before
- you go trying to read them.
-
- By the way, the book I referred to is "The Klingon Dictionary", by Marc Okrand. It's
- a great book, and Mr. Okrand should be highly commended for boldly pulling the Klingon
- language out of the Final Frontier and into a readable book. I just wish the section
- on Klingon numerals went into trillions, and had decimal notation (you know, 6.75,
- etc.) somewhere... although that will probably be solved with the Klingon
- Encyclopedia, which will cover a whole lot of stuff in great depth.
-
- About the Author:
- Whoopty do, my autobiography. Hey, everybody adds something like this at the end of
- the text file, so I might as well do the same. As you already know by reading the rest
- of the document, I'm an outspoken Amiga user who loves to give IBMers an earfull on why
- their systems are ridiculously inefficient and generally useless. Currently, I'm in
- college, working on a Computer Science degree, and my goal in life is to write Amiga
- productivity programs. I've had it with people complaining about the lack of business
- software, and since I feel that anyone who complains had better be prepared to do
- something about it, I'm going to try my best to quiet the complainers. If you either
- need or are using productivity software on Amigas, let me know what kind of things you
- use, and what you really wish you had, so that I will know what kind of things I need
- to look into. And hey, if you need a small CLI utility written, I might be able to
- oblige you on that mark. Another of my interests is writing SAS/C equivalents to the
- Borland (BLEAH!) include files, so that Amigites using REAL compilers with REAL editors
- on REAL computers can write BOGUS programs that are source-compatible with BOGUS
- systems and thus can do their work at home when their professors decide that it's such
- a FUN idea to write something that REQUIRES Borland to compile!!! It stinks! It
- needs to be stopped! If anybody has similar concerns, E-Mail me and maybe we can
- get a lot of this kind of IBM-specific nonsense eliminated.
-
- And now, as promised: AN ACTUAL USE FOR KLINGNUM!!! The following three lines are a
- script; I recommend you call this script "Kmem" (Klingon Mem) for consistency.
-
- AVAIL TOTAL >ENV:FREEMEM
- Echo "Memory: `KlingNum $FREEMEM` ($FREEMEM)"
- DELETE >NIL: ENV:FREEMEM
-
- Note that the "`"s are the "`"s located on the Tilde (~) key; if you use the other
- one that looks similar ("'"), the script won't display the Klingon number. Note that
- this script won't show your free memory if you've got 10M or more of free RAM, since
- it can't translate numbers >=10,000,000. Boy, it must be nice to run into THAT
- problem! :) By the way, Kmem is included in the original archive, so you might not
- have to type it in after all! Just copy it to S: and type Kmem whenever (under 1.3+).
- If you type it in, be sure to go "PROTECT Kmem +S" on the command line, to make sure
- that AmigaDOS knows it's a script file and will run it without the EXECUTE command.
- On 1.2 or below, I think you'll have to type "EXECUTE Kmem" or set up an alias to do
- so. Since I know of few people still using 1.2, this isn't a big deal.
-
- Version History:
- KlingNum v1.1 - 6 June 1994.
- Fixed an enforcer hit occurring when no arguments are given, pointed out by
- Michael Pins, in charge of Amiga PD on GRIND.ISCA.UIOWA.EDU.
- KlingNum v1.0 - 28 April 1994.
-
- yIntIQej'chep - Live Long & Prosper.
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